Blog post: why i love pigs so much

pigs are such magnificient creatures. they eat garbage, they roll around in the mud and live meaningless lives. pigs are fat, lazy and worthless. and i love them. i love pigs very much.

all of my love culminates into me consuming their corpulent bodies. Every single tastebud of my tongue feels their lavish fatness and delicate texture.

my favorite part of the pig body has to be the head. i love to eat their ears, snout, and eyeballs.

what's that? i can't eat pig snouts? oh please. I AM the pig snout.