THE PIGONATOR
My new invention.
Oink oink motherfucker. Oink oink.
About the pigonator:
The pigonator is a device of wonders. Powered by steam engines and some occult energies. The pigonator is a machine that breaks the laws of this planet.
Just insert a living being inside the change chamber and flip a switch. Don't mind the shouts of pain and suffering for it is all justified. Moments later your subject will have pig like appendages.
I love my wife more than ever.