A VIOLENT PIG HAS BEEN SIGHTED NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
Private Kentucky: OBAMA WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! DO YOU GOT A PLAN SIR MR DUDE??
Barack Obama President of United States Man: Don't sweat it priavate! I have a plan!
Barack Obama President of Ireland Dude: Hey you..yeah you..the violent pig...If you stop being violent I'll give you 20% off your next gucci clothing line purchase.