My dad once told me: don't be a wussy. be a man.

Little did he know I chose to be a pig instead.

Be a pig. Not a man.

He was a pig too. He just didn't realize it like i did.

oink oink motherfucker. oink oink.

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oinky oink. oink oink oink oink.

Much love ms.piggy

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Wow ms.piggy1!

Thank you for your kind words.

My dad wasn't so nice to me. but it's okay. life is hard sometimes.

life. is hard sometimes ms.piggy. life is hard...